March 2012
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“My friend, I am going to tell you the story of my life…and if it were only...”
– Black Elk, 1930
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I’m wearing a shirt right now that says “Balls Models: Really, really, ridiculously good looking” on it.
February 2012
80 posts
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Sometimes John lets me stand on his feet while he walks around and it’s so cute but so goofy that we end up falling all over the place and laughing.
A guy came into Tanning Bed yesterday with a cast on his arm and he tanned for twenty minutes.
He might be able to think up an interesting explanation for the injury, but how do you make that tan line look cool?
through-still-and-storm:
guernica-:
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I went bowling for the first time in ages today with my brother and my mom.
I didn’t do so well (read: I’m queen of the gutterball) but it was a ton of fun.
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via funeral)
I had an extremely stressful day, so I’m treating myself to sponge candy.
Like a lot of sponge candy.
Maybe a whole bag of sponge candy.
sundayglassandbrokenbest:
Bones sinking like stones
All that we’ve fought for
Homes, places we’ve grown
All of us are done for
We live in a beautiful world
Yeah we do
Yeah we do
We live in a beautiful world
Oh, all that I know
There’s nothing here to run from
Cause here
Everybody here’s got somebody to lean on
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My sister's friend's name is Pat Devine.
Me: How's Patrick?
Jill: He's divine.
Jill: See what I did there?
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This was the most amazing Valentine’s week ever.
First on Sunday John took me to the flea market, because I’d never been there. We walked in and he just told me to look around and he would buy whatever I wanted. I felt so spoiled. We turned it into an adventure and walked around until we were too tired to be there anymore.
Then last night after school he made me a huge dinner. There...
sabresinferno30 asked: When are we taking our extremely adorable dogs for a walk? It's more or less because I miss you but I will use my dog as an excuse haha.
My mom gave me chocolate covered popcorn and a bunch of crazy socks for Valentines day.
Obviously she approves of my hobbies - being cozy and eating.
For years I’ve always hated Valentine’s Day, because it seems pointless. This year though, I’m actually looking forward to it. Don’t judge me!
I’m just excited to see if John likes what I got him.
I just got 116 points for the word justed in Words With Friends.
I want to leave private signatures on your skin. Bruises on the back of your knees from my nails and teeth marks on your collar bones.
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I just filed my taxes all on my own, and it stressed me out so bad. Like, I-might-need-a-glass-of-wine-at-4pm bad.
Room Raiders is on right now.
I wish I was joking.
